Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
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