i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Randomize
