Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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