dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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