I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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