I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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