so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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