I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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