Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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