She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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