It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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