Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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