Everything about him screamed your future.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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