Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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