I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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