am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
