Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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