This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Randomize
