Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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