Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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