Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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