I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
17 year olds will be the death of me.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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