i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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