Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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