He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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