whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I am one with the molecules
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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