But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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