"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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