Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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