haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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