I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
