At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I FOUND THE LEGS
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Randomize
