Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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