Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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