Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
bring money and cleavage
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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