My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
