Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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