You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
its not stalking. its research.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
