He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I need water and some morals
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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