I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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