Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Randomize
