We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize