Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
