The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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