its not stalking. its research.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Randomize
