Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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