people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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