We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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