Sry I called you an 8
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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