yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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