Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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