so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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