The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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